It's About Time!/Transcript

("Barbie (Japanese Theme)" plays in the intro theme.)

(The episode opens in darkness, as Ken's voice is heard.)

Ken: Okay, Barbie. No peeking... And...

(The someone reveals to be Barbie, the Schlond Poofa's spacetime continuum appears.)

Ken: Ta-da! The Schlond Poofa's spacetime continuum! Do you like it?

Barbie: I can't believe it. It's amazing!

Ken: I upgraded the Schlond Poofa to go back in time to where it has been amused. It just then travels back in time into the spacetime continuum! Pretty exciting, huh? This ultrawide--

(Raquelle approached Barbie and Ken.)

Raquelle: Spacetime? Time traveler!? What?! (looked at the Schlond Poofa) Eh?!

Barbie: Hi there, Raquelle! What's up?

Raquelle: What are you and Ken doing to that Schlond Poofa?! I have no time to travel anywhere without any excuses of yours, Barbie, but I will not be expected for this one!

Barbie: Okay, I get it. So what are you gonna do? Explore the dreams above your head? Go on time traveling adventures? Drift off to dreamland?

Raquelle: Seriously? What's this Schlond Poofa have to do?

Ken: You like it, Raquelle? Maybe it should've traveled back in the spacetime.

Raquelle: Maybe it shouldn't have! I've brought the schnoggin wrench to make me do my makeover for once in a row, but all times!

Ken: Well, Barbie and I are going out to see the dinosaurs while wearing our explorer outfits. Right, Barbie?

Barbie: You betcha!

(Ken and Barbie step into the spacetime continuum.)

Raquelle: Oh, no, you don't!

(Raquelle rushes into Barbie and Ken and they traveled away. Barbie, Ken and Raquelle now traveled into the dinosaur park.)

Raquelle: Ah! What is this modest place?!

Barbie: Dinosaur park!

Raquelle: (freaking out) Eh?!! Dinosaur park?! Ken! Save me!

Barbie: Huh. That's more like it. (gasps) I know! We'll work on our dinosaur names! (to Ken) Ken, you will be Stegosaurus Ken. (to Raquelle) Raquelle, you will be Velociraptor Raquelle, and I will be Jurassic Barbie the explorer! Ready, guys?

Ken and Raquelle: Ready!

Raquelle: But don't call me Velociraptor.

(In the woods, Barbie, Ken and Raquelle are walking.)

Barbie: Ah! That's better!

(A little dinosaur approaches.)

Raquelle: A T-Rex! (grabs hold of Ken)

Barbie: Oh, Raquelle, it's just a dinosaur. Hey there, little dinosaur.

Raquelle: Does it say where we are?

Ken: Thanks to Ryan... There's no service in the dinosaur park.

Raquelle: So we can't even find a way out of here? Can we even selfie?! (takes a selfie) Okay, this place has lots of dinosaurs.

Barbie: I'm gonna be searching for another dinosaur. Velociraptor! Stegosaurus! Follow me!

Raquelle: Don't call me Velociraptor!

(Barbie, Ken and Raquelle are walking again. Another little dinosaur appears.)

Raquelle: AAH! ANOTHER T-REX!

Barbie: Raquelle, it's just another dinosaur.

Raquelle: AAH!

Ken: I'll just check over to look for some dinosaurs.

(Ken walks away. Barbie and Raquelle are walking again. Another little dinosaur approaches.)

Raquelle: AAH! This cannot get any worse!

Barbie: Raquelle, how many times have you been saying that they're scary? They're lovely! And they're so nice and warm and--

Raquelle: Oh, I give up. I'm going home!

Barbie: Ooh! We've got one last dinosaur? Come on, Velociraptor!

Raquelle: Stop calling me that already!

(In the later scene, Barbie and Raquelle are still walking while getting sweaty.)

Barbie: Whoa! I think... this is it.

(A big dinosaur arrives.)

Raquelle: AAAAH!!! (runs away)

Barbie: Oh, hi! Uh, sorry about that, dino, but I'll be right back. Bye!

(Barbie runs off. In the later scene, Barbie, Ken and Raquelle come into the spacetime continuum.)

Barbie: Well, that's everything. Let's go home.

(Barbie, Ken and Raquelle have traveled back to the Dreamhouse.)

Ken: We're home!

Barbie: Now what'd I tell you?

(Raquelle runs away.)

Raquelle: I can't live like this!

(Raquelle opens the door and runs out of the Dreamhouse.)

Barbie: Weird. I wonder what's keeping the Schlond Poofa?

Ken: What can I say? It's a no brainer!

(Barbie and Ken start laughing at the end of the episode.)